C'mon and dip your dipper
It turns out that the easiest way to avoid having sex is to hang out with people who won't fuck you. This puts the Roommate out. The S is out too. In fact, almost everyone I know with a cock is out. New plan: Find new people. Brilliant!
Enter The Southern, stage right. The Southern won't fuck me; at least not yet. This is great news for me because it puts sex off my agenda, but leaves me with someone to physically spend time with. Cold turkey was not working. Hooray for me! Of course this is not the end of the story. While I was showering at his place on Sunday morning, he playfully looked in on me, which startled me and caused me to take a serious downer. Nailed my head on the sink, and everything. What could be better than falling down on your first date? Oh, I know. Falling down soaking wet and completely naked. I swear, sometimes I'm a fucking lunchbox.
Enter The Southern, stage right. The Southern won't fuck me; at least not yet. This is great news for me because it puts sex off my agenda, but leaves me with someone to physically spend time with. Cold turkey was not working. Hooray for me! Of course this is not the end of the story. While I was showering at his place on Sunday morning, he playfully looked in on me, which startled me and caused me to take a serious downer. Nailed my head on the sink, and everything. What could be better than falling down on your first date? Oh, I know. Falling down soaking wet and completely naked. I swear, sometimes I'm a fucking lunchbox.
posted by The Husskateer at 9:35 PM
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