Look What I Bought!
Recent Frivolous Purchases My Pathetic Salary Cannot Support
Dolman Contrast Tunic
$68.00
Tight Jeans
$78.00
Braided Flap Handbag
$58.00
Linear Shower Necklace
$38.00
Alisa Patent Wedges
$88.00
Total: $330.00
Completely worth it to let a man know that I'm too good for him and won't be fucking him anymore. Shopping and manipulating men is a significantly better PMS cure than Midol.
Miracle Orgasm Gel
$39.50
Cremesicle Edible Massage Cream (Strawberry and Orange Flavors)
$9.50 x 2 = $19.00
Nipple Nibblers (Strawberry and Watermelon Flavors)
$9.50 x 2 = $19.00
Tasty Tease (Mint Flavor)
$8.50
Beaming Bullet with Buddy Sleeve
$16.50
Pearl Dolphin Vibrator
$48.50
Velvet Pleasure Waterproof Vibrator
$24.00
Turtle Shaped Cock Ring
$16.50
Feather Snapper
$15.00
Passion Feather Tickler
$2.50
Total: $209.00
Unnecessarily extravagant, especially considering I barely make enough to pay my bills, but again, so worth it. I'll be eating rice and black beans for the next two months, but at least I'll always have a smile on my face.
Dolman Contrast Tunic
$68.00
Tight Jeans
$78.00
Braided Flap Handbag
$58.00
Linear Shower Necklace
$38.00
Alisa Patent Wedges
$88.00
Total: $330.00
Completely worth it to let a man know that I'm too good for him and won't be fucking him anymore. Shopping and manipulating men is a significantly better PMS cure than Midol.
Miracle Orgasm Gel
$39.50
Cremesicle Edible Massage Cream (Strawberry and Orange Flavors)
$9.50 x 2 = $19.00
Nipple Nibblers (Strawberry and Watermelon Flavors)
$9.50 x 2 = $19.00
Tasty Tease (Mint Flavor)
$8.50
Beaming Bullet with Buddy Sleeve
$16.50
Pearl Dolphin Vibrator
$48.50
Velvet Pleasure Waterproof Vibrator
$24.00
Turtle Shaped Cock Ring
$16.50
Feather Snapper
$15.00
Passion Feather Tickler
$2.50
Total: $209.00
Unnecessarily extravagant, especially considering I barely make enough to pay my bills, but again, so worth it. I'll be eating rice and black beans for the next two months, but at least I'll always have a smile on my face.
posted by The Husskateer at 8:34 PM
2 Comments:
Thank you.. for the link... stuff really works eh? no side effects? ever have a guy try it? results?
Scott
It does work, it does not harm you but it doesn't have the same level of impact on men. Sorry boys.
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