Relative Insanity

“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.” -- Groucho Marx

Apply this sentiment to dating. I don't want to date anyone who would date someone like me. If you think I'm fascinating and beautiful, I'm flattered, but I also suspect that you're mentally ill. Part of this is always wanting what you can't have and never being satisfied with what you've got. Part of this is also my very real fear that no one normal could ever, would ever like me in a genuine way. Someday, I shall beat this fear and dance on its shallow grave. But for today, if you like me, you must be crazy.