Wednesday, July 21, 2004

No matter how much you want a girl to sleep with you, begging will not help.  I know it's hard to resist, but please try.  Begging is so terribly unattractive, especially to a hussy.  It just makes you seem weak and mildly retarded...like a special olympic weight lifter.  So please, avoid begging at all costs and maintain your psuedo-masculine facade for a bit longer.  I swear it'll help you get laid more.

This advice brought to you by the letter L.

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