This boy obviously thought he was very clever and seductive. While on a "date" (see below for the vocab lesson of the day) last week, a boy said "Let's go on top of that hill so we can see the stars better." He foolishly believed that like other girls I would say "Awww! How sweet!" only to find myself covered in grass stains 15 minutes later. Instead I asked, "Do you mean, let's go up on that hill so we can fuck in the grass?" He was a little shocked at my candor, but clearly was thinking the same thing.

Tragically, he had not been thinking the same thing earlier that evening when he failed to put a rubber in his wallet. Ass.

Based on boys complete inability to carry rubbers for the dicks they love so dearly, I have purchased enough to hopefully last me awhile. I was quite amazed at the selection of condoms offered by our neighborhood CVS. Personally, I've never known there to be a difference between thin, ultra thin, ribbed, studded, shared sensation, or whatnot. Something tells me is all just a clever marketing ploy and really all the rubbers are exactly the same; just in different boxes. However, I did discover one feature that distinguished brands. Durex "Love" condoms have a temporary tattoo in the box. Outstanding!

Vocab lesson of the day
Date: (noun) an event in which two consenting parties meet somewhere suitable to have sex. In some cases, the term may imply some sort of activity before sex, such as an awkward dinner and a boring movie, but it is important not to assume there will be some activity before sex on a "date".

"Mama told me to play safe!" -- Today's entry brought to you by the letter L and the word's of Mama.