A boy whose resources I'd still love to tap, as if he were an economically helpless third world country, IMed me to say lovingly, "I've been stalking you, love!"

During our short-lived, anticlimactic honeymoon period, the first few days after we met, we'd talk consistenly online and on the telephone, and he vowed to visit the area again soon to see me... and of course, his college buddy. I recieved his message, after a night of almost superfluous beauty sleep, and noting he was online, I quickly IMed him, "Hey, stalker :D"

He hasn't IMed or called me since. Grr!