What, like it's hard?

Phone sex is much more difficult than one would imagine. The talking dirty is easy, but getting people to call you, there in lies the difficult task. I'm desperately in need of clients, so if you or any of your friends are interested, post a comment and I'll get you some information. Imagine, only a $1 a minute to talk to little old me. That's cheaper than buying two drinks for some skank at a club, and I'm twice as much fun as she is.