Funky Spunk

Which came first: the chicken or the egg? If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Does semen from a vegetarian taste better than semen from a meat eater? Ah, the age old philosophical questions.

In short, yes. Semen from a vegetarian does taste better than semen from a meat eater. I'm not sure what the chemical explanation is, but I've found it to be true. Plenty of foods other than meat also affect how funky one's spunk is. Asparagus is often labeled a particularly stinky food, but I've never experienced a noticeable effect. Cauliflower and broccoli do, if eaten in large quantities. Other common culprits are garlic, onions, coffee and alcohol. These generate a somewhat bitter taste. Meat and dairy can cause an increase in the salty taste of semen. So the long answer is that vegans who don't drink or smoke generally taste the best. However, each person tastes different regardless of their diet habits, and foods affect people's taste differently.

That being said, I've heard (though have no data to prove this) that some foods like cinnamon, pineapple, parsley, celery, and wheat beers improve the taste of semen. If you fear your spunk is funky, try to get an objective opinion and then revert to a high fruit and vegetable diet for a few days and see if there is an improvement. If there isn't, or if you don't have the willpower to change your diet for the sake of a blow job, buy some flavored lube. I recommend strawberry, as it's still about a million times tastier than the best cum I ever had.