Songs to Break Your Lover's Heart
"Untouchable Face" - Ani DiFranco
So fuck you, and your untouchable face. And fuck you for existing in the first place.
"Benefits of Lying with Your Friend" - Apples in Stereo
Still there's something to be said for company in bed.
"Complicated" - Avril Lavigne
You become somebody else round everyone else.
"A Minor Incident" - Badly Drawn Boy
There's nothing I could say to make you try to feel okay. Nothing you could do to stop me feeling the way I do.
"Smoke" - Ben Folds Five
No one to forgive. We will not write another one.
"Irreplaceable" - Beyonce
You made your bed now lay in it.
"Most of the Time" - Bob Dylan
I don't even care if I ever see her again. Most of the time.
"Seventy Times 7" - Brand New
Have another drink and drive yourself home.
"That'll Be the Day" - Buddy Holly
You say you're gonna leave, you know it's a lie.
"Ever Fallen in Love?" - Buzzcocks
Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?
"Under the Milky Way" - The Church
Wish I knew what you were looking for; might have known what you would find.
"Dreaming of You" - The Coral
I still need you but I don't want you now.
"Awake and Dreaming" - Finger Eleven
I try but I can't say I'm yours for good.
"All We Have is Now" - The Flaming Lips
You and me were never meant to be part of the future.
"Out of Reach" - The Get Up Kids
Start over is no way to begin.
"Closer" - Joshua Radin
I wish it were over. We seem to never end, only get closer to the point I can take no more.
"Cry Me a River" - Justin Timberlake
Enough said.
"This is the Last Time" - Keane
And years make everything alright. You fall on me for anything you like, and I know I don't mind.
"So Nice, So Smart" - Kimya Dawson
Say shut up and quit your crying. Give it time and you'll be fine. You're so nice, and you're so smart. You're such a good friend I have to break your heart. I'll tell you that I love then I'll tear your world. Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart.
"Absolutely Nothing" - Lily Allen
Absolutely nothing you could say to change my mind.
"The Divorce" - Liz Phair
When you said that I wasn't worth talking to, I had to take your word on that.
"Blankest Year" - Nada Surf
Fuck it. I'm gonna have a party.
"Cato as a Pun" - Of Montreal
Please confuse my every decision.
"Valentine" - Old 97's
Of all the many ways a man will lose his home, there ain't none better than the girl who's moving on.
"Betterman" - Pearl Jam
She lies and says she's in love with him.
"Long Nights" - Piebald
Everything that makes you feel tired.
"Every You, Every Me" - Placebo
Like the naked leads the blind, I know I'm cruel, I'm unkind. Sucker love I always find.
"5 and a Half Minute Hallway" - Poe
As far as I can see, you are still miles from me in your doorway.
"Just" - Radiohead
You do it to yourself.
"85" - Rilo Kiley
I wonder why it doesn't keep him up at night like it does me.
"Breakin' Up" - Rilo Kiley
It's not as if New York City burnt down to the ground once you drove away.
"Gone for Good" - The Shins
You want to fight for this love? Honey, you cannot wrestle a dove.
"A Comet Appears" - The Shins
Take a drink just to give me some weight.
"Ball & Chain" - Social Distortion
Take away this ball and chain.
"Dry Your Eyes" - The Streets
There's plenty of fish in the sea.
"Apologize" - Timbaland
It's too late to apologize.
"Sober" - Tool
I just want to start this over.
"Left and Leaving" - The Weakerthans
Memory will rust and erode into lists of all that you gave me: a blanket, some matches, this pain in my chest, the best parts of lonely.
"No Other One" - Weezer
She's all I've got and I don't want to be alone.
"Impossible Germany" - Wilco
This is important but I know you're not listening.
Soundtrack brought to you by the 2008 edition to the Fuck It Bucket.
So fuck you, and your untouchable face. And fuck you for existing in the first place.
"Benefits of Lying with Your Friend" - Apples in Stereo
Still there's something to be said for company in bed.
"Complicated" - Avril Lavigne
You become somebody else round everyone else.
"A Minor Incident" - Badly Drawn Boy
There's nothing I could say to make you try to feel okay. Nothing you could do to stop me feeling the way I do.
"Smoke" - Ben Folds Five
No one to forgive. We will not write another one.
"Irreplaceable" - Beyonce
You made your bed now lay in it.
"Most of the Time" - Bob Dylan
I don't even care if I ever see her again. Most of the time.
"Seventy Times 7" - Brand New
Have another drink and drive yourself home.
"That'll Be the Day" - Buddy Holly
You say you're gonna leave, you know it's a lie.
"Ever Fallen in Love?" - Buzzcocks
Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?
"Under the Milky Way" - The Church
Wish I knew what you were looking for; might have known what you would find.
"Dreaming of You" - The Coral
I still need you but I don't want you now.
"Awake and Dreaming" - Finger Eleven
I try but I can't say I'm yours for good.
"All We Have is Now" - The Flaming Lips
You and me were never meant to be part of the future.
"Out of Reach" - The Get Up Kids
Start over is no way to begin.
"Closer" - Joshua Radin
I wish it were over. We seem to never end, only get closer to the point I can take no more.
"Cry Me a River" - Justin Timberlake
Enough said.
"This is the Last Time" - Keane
And years make everything alright. You fall on me for anything you like, and I know I don't mind.
"So Nice, So Smart" - Kimya Dawson
Say shut up and quit your crying. Give it time and you'll be fine. You're so nice, and you're so smart. You're such a good friend I have to break your heart. I'll tell you that I love then I'll tear your world. Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart.
"Absolutely Nothing" - Lily Allen
Absolutely nothing you could say to change my mind.
"The Divorce" - Liz Phair
When you said that I wasn't worth talking to, I had to take your word on that.
"Blankest Year" - Nada Surf
Fuck it. I'm gonna have a party.
"Cato as a Pun" - Of Montreal
Please confuse my every decision.
"Valentine" - Old 97's
Of all the many ways a man will lose his home, there ain't none better than the girl who's moving on.
"Betterman" - Pearl Jam
She lies and says she's in love with him.
"Long Nights" - Piebald
Everything that makes you feel tired.
"Every You, Every Me" - Placebo
Like the naked leads the blind, I know I'm cruel, I'm unkind. Sucker love I always find.
"5 and a Half Minute Hallway" - Poe
As far as I can see, you are still miles from me in your doorway.
"Just" - Radiohead
You do it to yourself.
"85" - Rilo Kiley
I wonder why it doesn't keep him up at night like it does me.
"Breakin' Up" - Rilo Kiley
It's not as if New York City burnt down to the ground once you drove away.
"Gone for Good" - The Shins
You want to fight for this love? Honey, you cannot wrestle a dove.
"A Comet Appears" - The Shins
Take a drink just to give me some weight.
"Ball & Chain" - Social Distortion
Take away this ball and chain.
"Dry Your Eyes" - The Streets
There's plenty of fish in the sea.
"Apologize" - Timbaland
It's too late to apologize.
"Sober" - Tool
I just want to start this over.
"Left and Leaving" - The Weakerthans
Memory will rust and erode into lists of all that you gave me: a blanket, some matches, this pain in my chest, the best parts of lonely.
"No Other One" - Weezer
She's all I've got and I don't want to be alone.
"Impossible Germany" - Wilco
This is important but I know you're not listening.
Soundtrack brought to you by the 2008 edition to the Fuck It Bucket.
posted by The Husskateer at 8:21 PM
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Where have you been? It's been over a month..... Your fabs are worried.
I meant to say fans ... sorry
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