Discussion on Boobs: Value, Purpose and Stimulation

I hate girls who get into relationships and then neglect all their friends and social outlets outside of their boyfriend. It's almost as though in the B.B. (Before-Boyfriend) era, they had no life and spent all of their time searching for someone to date. Lame.

Yeah, I'm lame. I think I spent more time looking for people to sleep with and updating this piece of junk than looking for someone to date, but I somehow still found someone.

In the A.B. (After-Boyfriend) era, I'm not any busier than I was B.B. Sadly, functional relationships aren't all about laying on a couch all day, getting oral sex and chocolate from a shirtless man like I thought. Still, I'm enjoying it (notice I said not all about that). It's surprisingly pleasant to have breakfast brought to you in bed, particularly when you never thought it would happen to you. And, in a sense, that sums up how I've felt these last few months.

I promise to write more soon, including an eventual discussion on boobs, including their value, purpose and stimulation. And I'm sorry if I tricked you into thinking that it would be included in this installment. I further promise to stop tricking you into thinking about boobs, and perhaps as penance for my transgression, will post an avatar that is actually me for once.