Reflections on previous World Series games

Let me preface this by saying that I don't care about baseball in anyway.

Last year, I watched the Red Sox lose. It didn't seem so bad. Granted, I was upside down and receiving some multi-orgasmic oral. I have to say seeing them win right side up is only a little less fulfilling. Congrats to the Red Sox for overcoming an 86 year dry spell. And further congrats to me for not randomly hooking up with someone tonight.