Welcome to Summer
Summer is officially upon us.
On this, the longest day of the year, I urge you to throw caution to the wind. Break out the hot pants, sunless tanner, beer, road trip plans, illegal fireworks, debilitating body issues, unused “sick” days, frizz control hair product, city-sized grill, disturbingly low cut tank tops, and a rainbow assortment of flip flops. Prepare for the much anticipated onset of Hottie Hill Interns, wedding invitations, massive droves of tourists and annoying travel talk with co-workers. Bring all the boys to the yard, grab a phallic (yet delicious) popsicle, and relish in all that summer may hold in its sweaty, little palm.
On this, the longest day of the year, I urge you to throw caution to the wind. Break out the hot pants, sunless tanner, beer, road trip plans, illegal fireworks, debilitating body issues, unused “sick” days, frizz control hair product, city-sized grill, disturbingly low cut tank tops, and a rainbow assortment of flip flops. Prepare for the much anticipated onset of Hottie Hill Interns, wedding invitations, massive droves of tourists and annoying travel talk with co-workers. Bring all the boys to the yard, grab a phallic (yet delicious) popsicle, and relish in all that summer may hold in its sweaty, little palm.
posted by The Husskateer at 11:27 PM
1 Comments:
We need to have a popsicle deepthroating contest!
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